NOV 5 → DEC 11, 2026
BUILD YOUR
BUILD YOUR
BUILD YOUR
RAP SHEET
RAP SHEET
RAP SHEET
NOV 5 → DEC 11, 2026
NOV 5 → DEC 11, 2026
Commit crimes. Earn Wanted Stars. Build your rap sheet and climb your way toward bigger prizes, rare rewards, and the ultimate score.
Commit crimes. Earn Wanted Stars. Build your rap sheet and climb your way toward bigger prizes, rare rewards, and the ultimate score.
Commit crimes. Earn Wanted Stars. Build your rap sheet and climb your way toward bigger prizes, rare rewards, and the ultimate score.
YOU'RE IN KID, THE TIME IS NOW TO PROVE YOUR WORTH
COLLECT CRIMES, COMPLETE MISSIONS, GET PAID
MULTIPLE COURTS
01
More courts, more games, less waiting.
GEAR INCLUDED
02
Everything you need to play is waiting for you on site.
POCKET FRIENDLY
03
Book a court without breaking the bank.
OPENING HOURS
04
We're open every day from 3PM to 2AM — book your slot anytime.
FREE PARKING
05
Pull up, park up, and get straight to your game.
MULTIPLE COURTS
01
More courts, more games, less waiting.
GEAR INCLUDED
02
Everything you need to play is waiting for you on site.
POCKET FRIENDLY
03
Book a court without breaking the bank.
OPENING HOURS
04
We're open every day from 3PM to 2AM — book your slot anytime.
FREE PARKING
05
Pull up, park up, and get straight to your game.
MULTIPLE COURTS
01
More courts, more games, less waiting.
ADD TO YOUR RAP SHEET
02
Save your crimes, stick them to your GTDM Rap Sheet and collect as many wanted stars as possible
COMPLETE MISSIONS
03
Book a court without breaking the bank.
EARN INSTANT REWARDS
04
We're open every day from 3PM to 2AM — book your slot anytime.
TURN YOURSELF IN
05
Earn $10 Credit for every 5 Stars. Collect the most stars and win big prizes. Top 25 will win!
MULTIPLE COURTS
01
More courts, more games, less waiting.
GEAR INCLUDED
02
Everything you need to play is waiting for you on site.
POCKET FRIENDLY
03
Book a court without breaking the bank.
OPENING HOURS
04
We're open every day from 3PM to 2AM — book your slot anytime.
FREE PARKING
05
Pull up, park up, and get straight to your game.
THE PRIZES
EVERY 5 STARS WINS $10
THE TOP 25 MOST WANTED WILL ALSO HAVE THE CHANCE TO WIN THE PRIZES BELOW
Day 1
Free joint everyday for a year
Founder, Genesis
Day 2
Edina Skylar
Co-Founder, Coin AI
Day 1
Marcus Sterling
CEO, Global Robotics
Day 2
Ilya Savko
Professor, Harvard
Day 3
Dr. Aris Thorne
Scientist, Neural Horizon
Day 3
Elena Vance
VP, Tuska AI
39 DAYS. 10,000 CRIMES. SIX MISSIONS: YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO FUCK WITH US? IT'S TIME TO PROVE YOUR WORTH.
Dollars in Prizes
Chances in circulation
Unique crimes
Grand Prize Winners
CAN YOU BEOME DANKMATES MOST WANTED?
Voices from front lines of intelligence, autonomy, and the orbital frontier
1 Available
FREE JOINTS FOR A YEAR
1 Winner
Day 2
$500 DM CREDIT
1 Winner
Day 1
GTA VI
5 Winners
Day 2
LIMITED EDITION DANKMATES HAT
10 Winners
Day 3
XXL DANKMATES COOKIE
3 Winners
Day 3
GTDM BOX
5 Winners
REACH YOUR FULL POTENTIAL —
GRAND THEFT DANKMATES BEFORE GTA VI? WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT?
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FACILITIES
EVERYTHING YOU NEED. ALL IN ONE PLACE.
EVERYTHING YOU NEED.
ALL IN ONE PLACE.
Premium courts, the right equipment, and a space built around your game. Whether you are here to train seriously or just enjoy a match, you always have exactly what you need to perform at your best. This is where your game grows.
COMMUNITY
STRONGER TOGETHER. COMMUNITY THAT UNDERSTANDS YOU
Our community is more than a roster of players; it’s a space where passion meets purpose. At Noktis, we share every success, provide motivation when the game gets tough, and build genuine connections that go far beyond the final point.
COACHING
REAL COACHING. REAL PROGRESS. EVERY SESSION.
You do not have to figure it out alone. Our coaches are here to guide you from your very first rally to your most competitive match. You get a plan, you get feedback, and you get better — every single time you step on the court.